News Popeyes introduces boneless wings, converts Jimmy O. Yang to the cause of ridding the world from bone-in ones.

[Krvavi Abadas]

that's right, another restaurant is getting rid of those disgusting bones!


as the video notes, Jimmy was previously a "bone-in bro". writing an article falsely claiming that they were objectively better than boneless.

Boneless “wings” are nothing more than dry chicken breast cut up into pieces to loosely resemble the size of a real wing. It sounds like a creation from Dr. Frankenstein. Boneless wings are not wings! They are not even dark meat! They are bite-sized insults to my palette and intelligence! Any restaurant who serves boneless wings should be indicted for fraud, thrown in the same prison as Bernie Madoff and the scammers who sell “truffle” oil that’s nothing more than a bottle of chemically flavored lubricant. I can’t believe we allow this to happen as Americans who value the truth. If people can get away by calling breast meat as boneless wings, what’s to stop someone from selling rat meat as USDA prime rib-eye?

yikes! as everyone knows, just because they aren't literally wings doesn't mean the name is incorrect. there's plenty of other things with misleading titles.
baby oil isn't made from babies, airheads aren't going to fill your head with air when you eat them, and the GameCube is actually shaped like a rectangular prism.

but this was back in 2018, and the Silicon Valley star has mercifully recanted his completely untrue statement.

 

[Terrell]

There's a better way to put it that asking if someone is a "bone-in bro". Just sayin'.

 

[Raccoon]

> be me, the poultry industry
> want easily squeamish americans to actually eat the whole animal instead of wasting it
> scheme to associate the wing with sports
> wings get so popular that we can't keep up with demand
> invent a new fake "wing" that's just wet breast or goop
> fake wings get so popular that some people turn on the real wing and think it's gross again
> mfw