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The Reputable Eli News Post Worldwide said:November 3, Amsterdam - Earlier this year blood diamond mogul Elon Musk acquired the popular dumb-take social media website Twitter. In his first days Musk fired literally all staff bc he's kinda like the boss now and he's doing his best to kill of the entire site and liquidating his assets.
Following Elon's recent behaviour the website with the blue bird is bleeding users and traffic has virtually never been so low as is it now. The Tesla guy has responded by charging money for every byte people upload to, or download from the site so that he might make a small profit of his 44b dollar investment. The truth is that 85% of its entire userbase is looking for a new place to go, and Nintendo is the saviour in need.
The above excerpt comes from the very popular very reputable very trustworthy Eli News Post Worldwide that we've all known to love.
Earlier today, after they broke the above story, they got sent a press release by Nintendo.
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Now it just so happens that they also kindly provided the following press images. Man Nintendo is so good
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I think I can speak for us all if I say that this is very exciting news and a thrilling time to be in the Nintendo Switch Family of Hybrid Handheld Home Consoles. I can't wait to YEAH+ a thousand times and a thousand times more.
Special thanks to @Lozjam and my opponent @Suswave