It's 2022.
We've been all waiting for this.
The rumors are already there. And we all know if there is a rumour on the internet it's 120% true.
And here I am to present to you that extra 20% of truth you've been missing. I spoil what the new F-zero game is!
F-Zero Calories
The new masterpiece developed by a collaboration between Nintendo, Sega / Atlus, Miyamoto, Sakurai and EA Sports for some reason.
Features:
- An addictive gameplay loop - buy ingredients around mute city, cook your daily specials, jump on your vehicle and deliver them!
- Main Story Mode - Black Shadow has his own restaurant gig going on but you know he is playing dirty. He buys special unhealthy ingredients from Mute City from a Doctor Steward gone maniac. They are cheap and taste really good. Can you outcompete him?
- Engaging Side Stories: Samurai Goroh is on a special diet and needs to lose 25 pounds in four months. Board your Blue Falcon and deliver him healthy meals. Beware: If he becomes really hungry he gets moody and challenges you to a duel!
- It's not all work and no fun - create relationships with other X racers (pun intended), a variety of dating options including Pico
Can't argue with that level of attraction!
So here it is. You now know what's coming...
Show me your noodles!
We've been all waiting for this.
The rumors are already there. And we all know if there is a rumour on the internet it's 120% true.
And here I am to present to you that extra 20% of truth you've been missing. I spoil what the new F-zero game is!
F-Zero Calories
The new masterpiece developed by a collaboration between Nintendo, Sega / Atlus, Miyamoto, Sakurai and EA Sports for some reason.
Features:
- An addictive gameplay loop - buy ingredients around mute city, cook your daily specials, jump on your vehicle and deliver them!
- Main Story Mode - Black Shadow has his own restaurant gig going on but you know he is playing dirty. He buys special unhealthy ingredients from Mute City from a Doctor Steward gone maniac. They are cheap and taste really good. Can you outcompete him?
- Engaging Side Stories: Samurai Goroh is on a special diet and needs to lose 25 pounds in four months. Board your Blue Falcon and deliver him healthy meals. Beware: If he becomes really hungry he gets moody and challenges you to a duel!
- It's not all work and no fun - create relationships with other X racers (pun intended), a variety of dating options including Pico
Can't argue with that level of attraction!
So here it is. You now know what's coming...
Show me your noodles!
