Fun Club Mario: Don't Do Drugs, If You Do Drugs You'll Go To Hell And Then You Die.

[MMXZero]

 

[Awesomegames23]

There are a lot of topics that didn't deserve their own thread.



This isn't one of them.

 

[Rexskel]

It’s even worse if you have Terminal 7 like Mario.

 

[Rooster]

 

[Serif]

I literally just noticed he says "go to hell before you die". So I don't go to hell after I die? Sweet.

 

[Aurc]

 

[IsisStormDragon]

Thanks Mario. I had no idea.

 

[Barely Able]

I literally just noticed he says "go to hell before you die". So I don't go to hell after I die? Sweet.

It’s a living hell I assume. Then you go after you die too since you didn’t tell your clergy person you were on drugs.

 

[juuso]

I don't know why, but I found the final "please" after a pause very funny

 

[Krvavi Abadas]

can't wait to hear Chris Pratt reciting this exact PSA on televisions all across America in the coming months.

 

[Leo]

The commercial was actually going pretty well for a moment there

 

[SpaceGodzilla]

It’s even worse if you have Terminal 7 like Mario.

you mean luigi

 

[Serif]

It’s a living hell I assume. Then you go after you die too since you didn’t tell your clergy person you were on drugs.

 

[KingSlowpokebro]

I understand what he's saying. One goes to hell after they die but if you do drugs, your life will be hellish while you're still alive. So you go to hell before you die.

 

[Phosphorescent Skeleton]

Hell is cool

 

[ProteusRidley]

I was expecting this.

 

[Fercho]

Ptsss hey you, come here

 

[Bonejack]

I literally just noticed he says "go to hell before you die". So I don't go to hell after I die? Sweet.

If you do drugs, go to hell and die then of course you're not going to hell, you were there already.

It's worse.

You're going to .... dev hell.

Spoiler

 

[Serif]

If you do drugs, go to hell and die then of course you're not going to hell, you were there already.

It's worse.

You're going to .... dev hell.

Spoiler

I'd rather go to >> /dev/null

 

[Joe]

I always wondered if Captain Lou flubbed the line and was supposed to say "when you die", or if he got it right and meant it like "your life will be a living hell."

 

[Earthbounder]

The fact this is coming from the guy who frequently indulges in all sorts of mushrooms either makes this message shaky or very true. I am not sure which option is right.