Fun Club Journalists are asking the important questions regarding the upcoming Mario movie

[ILikeFeet]

Random: There's Something Missing From The Mario Movie Poster, And The Internet Has Noticed

All jump, no trunk

www.nintendolife.com

All jump, no trunk

Mamma mia, Nintendo stole Mario’s whole ass in his upcoming movie

Sorry Mario, your ass is in another castle

www.polygon.com

Sorry Mario, your ass is in another castle

Tragic: Nobody Can Find Mario's Ass In Our First Look At The Nintendo Movie

Fans ask where Nintendo and Illumination hid Mario’s dummy thicc plumber ass

kotaku.com

Fans ask where Nintendo and Illumination hid Mario’s dummy thicc plumber ass

where da cake at?

 

[Illucio]

Next your going to see Mario shirtless and they removed his nipples.

 

[SMALLVILLE BOY]

Nerfed like Snake's ass.

 

[AtomicZach]

 

[Lord Azrael]

Wait till you see Bowser twerking

 

[Illucio]

Wait till you see Bowser twerking

Or his penis come out of his tail so we can all see Bowsers large PP

 

[Kise Ryota]

Peach got it all for her

 

[Raccoon]

genuinely though his proportions are strange

like a frail puppet or a teddy bear

 

[MaitreWakou]

genuinely though his proportions are strange

like a frail puppet or a teddy bear

I felt his legs are a little bit too long, but yeah looking at it it's overall a bit weird, now that you mention it, it makes me think of a plush or a toy in its proportions.

 

[Joe]

Just wait for him to get a Super Mushroom.

 

[Nathan Little]

 

[Earthbounder]

Mario has an incredible ass. This is just noise being made by the jealous haters who don't have the goods. I am sure it was just a matter of lighting and angle. Relax, folks, you will be able to see that amazing booty in full glory on a big screen near you soon enough.

 

[shoptroll]

This is the weirdest timeline

 

[Fercho]

That's how the 99% of gamers would look like wearing overalls, including its journalist , so i don't understand the fuzz, its like they are fish mocking another fish for its gills.

 

[Raccoon]

That's how the 99% of gamers would look like wearing overalls, including its journalist , so i don't understand the fuzz, its like they are fish mocking another fish for its gills.

consider me the 1%

I have a big fat ass and I'm dead serious

 

[Gabev]

I must agree with this I mean here is all the proof you need.

 

[Fercho]

consider me the 1%

I have a big fat ass and I'm dead serious

I will take your word for it my friend

 

[Oscillator]

"Mario's ass is too small for all the running and jumping he does." This is B.S. Here is the triple jump world record holder:

These people just have a preoccupation with asses.

 

[shoptroll]

So basically Weird Mario is canon

Weird Mushroom

The Weird Mushroom is a power-up in Super Mario Maker and Super Mario Maker for Nintendo 3DS. It is a skinnier, more realistically shaped Super Mushroom. Upon use, Mario turns into Weird Mario, becoming taller and slimmer and gaining the abilities...

www.mariowiki.com

Spoiler

Watch this be plot relevant and we get a 30 second training montage as Mario learns the importance of Leg and Squats days

I have a big fat ass and I'm dead serious

That's not how the Sir Mix-A-Lot song goes. -5 points.

 

[Deleted member 1081]

It’s a cartoon movie for kids.

I’m sorry! I don’t aspire to be a stick in the mud!

 

[Red Monster]

The bad and fixed tweet has me laughing so hard it hurts

I’m crying

 

[chocolate_supra]

TIL @Raccoon is actually Donkey Kong..?

 

[shoptroll]

These people just have a preoccupation with asses.

They're gamers man. They spend all their time looking at asses. You'd think people would look weird if they didn't have a face wouldn't you?

 

[chocolate_supra]

I like Mario's cheeks

 

[Shinespark]

"Mario's ass is too small for all the running and jumping he does." This is B.S. Here is the triple jump world record holder:

These people just have a preoccupation with asses.

I don't know about that one, fami:

 

[Onizuka]

Is there a thread/topic where the Mario movie is being treated? thank you.

Another related question, does the promotional image that they have published exist but at an incredible resolution? What is the highest resolution version of the image?

 

[chocolate_supra]

Another related question, does the promotional image that they have published exist but at an incredible resolution? What is the highest resolution version of the image?

Seconded. I wanna look for Pikmin.

 

[Galactic Tides]

I hear Miyamoto when frame by frame through the film measuring the accuracy of Mario's badonkadonk

 

[chocolate_supra]

I hear Miyamoto when frame by frame through the film measuring the accuracy of Mario's badonkadonk

Without a tape measure

Edit: I'm actually a little concerned this might be a bit too obscure a reference so just to make sure yall know I'm not being weird or anything:

Spoiler

Miyamoto's Secret Hobby: Measuring Stuff

Shigeru Miyamoto and the Nintendo boss Satoru Iwata chat about Wii Fit Plus, and Miyamoto discusses an odd fixation he has - guessing the length and weight of certain things. It's why he carries a tape measure. For real.

kotaku.com

and

 

[ILikeFeet]

Seconded. I wanna look for Pikmin.

5 bucks the pikmin will be in the opening credits, with the Nintendo logo, then messing around with the minions during the Illumination logo

 

[chocolate_supra]

5 bucks the pikmin will be in the opening credits, with the Nintendo logo, then messing around with the minions during the Illumination logo

Not gonna bet you because I want it too

 

[Oscillator]

I don't know about that one, fami:

He has a well developed upper thigh, but there's no bulge above it.

A large ass is a sign you CAN'T run and jump well. Take MLB all-star Alejandro Kirk - he sure can hit, but after getting on base, he often gets pulled for a pinch runner. And on defense he's a catcher, a position of limited movement compared to an outfielder.

 

[Raccoon]

you're all completely full of shit, my dump truck ass is the reason I can jump nearly my height from standing

 

[Awesomegames23]

you're all completely full of shit, my dump truck ass is the reason I can jump nearly my height from standing

With or without a trampoline?

 

[Raccoon]

With or without a trampoline?

from standing, no enhancements

 

[Herb Alpert]

Videogame journalism is best journalism. When I grow up I wanna do that.

 

[Cucufate]

Outrageous! This must be corrected post-haste! Mario having a badonkadonk is a matter of great value and importance in the Mushroom Kingdom, as proven by this totally undoctored document:

So there.

 

[Dardan Sandiego]

from standing, no enhancements

jiffs or it didn’t happen

 

[juuso]

I knew what this was going to be about before opening the thread

 

[neil]

Now Illumination is going to have to work overtime to re-design and re-render Mario's bum throughout the whole movie, or risk more rejection and ridicule from fans. It's Sonic all over again

 

[AR15mex]

This thread gave me a good laugh, thank you!!

 

[Beanstar40]

When your a nintendo based news site, and nintendo is dead silent 97 percent of the time, I guess anything is article worthy?

 

[Zellia]

#ReleaseTheButtCut

 

[Previously on Lost]

This is a travesty. We entitled fanboys are entitled to a plumbers crack