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Fun Club is water wet? no

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I saw a youtube video of this science teacher boldly explaining to his class that water is wet

The basis of his argument could be summarized as "to be wet is to be covered in water; a water molecule is covered by water; therefore water is wet".

I think that's bupkus! Bupkus, I say.
Let's underline our axioms.

What is "wet"?

Oxford dictionary says:

wet
adjective
— covered or saturated with water or another liquid.
verb
— cover or touch with liquid; moisten.

Hey, there it is! That teacher probably used this exact definition for his explanation about why water is wet.

Here's the problem, though: a water molecule is not water. His explanation only works if you equate the two.

Oxford defines water as the following:

water
noun
— a colorless, transparent, odorless liquid that forms the seas, lakes, rivers, and rain and is the basis of the fluids of living organisms.

A water molecule isn't liquid. Molecules don't have states—matter has states, and molecules are the building blocks of matter. Solid ice, liquid water, and gaseos vapor are all made up of the same water molecules. A matters state is determined by the interactions between its molecules. This is why a single molecule cannot be a solid, liquid, or gas. So treating a water molecule as the same thing as water is... invalid.

If you take a brick from a house, you'll have a hard time convincing anyone that the brick has its own address.

Now for the real question: Does the pope shit in the woods?

In this essay, I will
 
I'm going to do my own research instead of being told what to think by Big Water.
 
I mean, this needs to be thought of in relative terms, right? If we think about like with an anthropocentrism approach, then water is something that makes YOU wet. Fish can't be wet or dry because fuck fish. If we take a naturalistic approach, water is obviously wet because it carries the properties that could make ANYTHING wet. Fish is wet because it's surrounded by water.

Law/Chaos right there.
 
I'm going to do my own research instead of being told what to think by Big Water.
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A water molecule isn't liquid. Molecules don't have states—matter has states, and molecules are the building blocks of matter. Solid ice, liquid water, and gaseos vapor are all made up of the same water molecules. A matters state is determined by the interactions between its molecules. This is why a single molecule cannot be a solid, liquid, or gas. So treating a water molecule as the same thing as water is... invalid.

Ice is wet.

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QED.
 
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I asked water if it was wet and it didn't answer. What is it hiding from us?
 
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