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someone over on era compared musk taking over twitter to wheatley taking over aperture science in portal 2 and now that's all i can think about
oh
oh god. oh no
I'm borderline crylaughing at this
By the sound of it, the hid the UI elements to access the Twitter Blue signup, but given how this has gone so far they probably didn't scrub the workflow entirely. So anyone who really wants to make a parody account still can, it just probably takes a couple minutes of googling to figure out how to do it now.
Going to have to go with Hanlon's Razor for this one. Musk has demonstrated pretty clearly that he has no idea what he's doing.It really seems like Musk is intentionally trying to kill the site. Which would be entirely unremarkable if it weren't for the $44 billion that he's flushing down the toilet, not to mention the billions in Tesla stock he's leveraged. I don't know anything when it comes to finance and even I can see how bad of a deal this was.
Personally I think Hanlon's Razor should be inversed for the rich and powerful, because regardless if they're stupid, their actions hurt an untold amount of people. He was also clearly trying to rush the paid checkmarks out by the 7th to let right-wing trolls spread shit tons of FUD ahead of the US elections. For the most part though, yeah he is really stupidGoing to have to go with Hanlon's Razor for this one. Musk has demonstrated pretty clearly that he has no idea what he's doing.
Well there it is
Twitter's doing so badly that Sonic is taking over from Musk
He's definitely much more of an expert on runningI would trust Sonic the Hedgehog to run Twitter more than Elon Musk.
Well there it is
Twitter's doing so badly that Sonic is taking over from Musk
Dammit, he never misses an opportunitywell actually...
I don’t think anything is gonna beat that pharmaceutical company parody tweeting that insulin was now free. That actually caused a drop in that company’s stock prices. The real account tweeted an apology for any confusion.Regarding parodies, the thread where someone pretended to be George W. Bush getting nostalgic over the Iraq War and Tony Blair QRTing in agreement should be preserved in a museum I think
Roasted better than my coffee beans this morning
bada ba ba baHonestly not sure if this or the previous image is the better schadenfreude injection today
It's somehow better than ever. People are having a chaotic ball with it and he's melting down.Took the weekend off and currently catching up on everything. So...
Is it dead yet?
He decided to make fun of a US Senator who is on committees that would oversee both Twitter and Space X instead of addressing his problem so you know, going great there.Took the weekend off and currently catching up on everything. So...
Is it dead yet?
Is that the one Musk made fun of for wearing a mask and then said his writings read like a parody?He decided to make fun of a US Senator who is on committees that would oversee both Twitter and Space X instead of addressing his problem so you know, going great there.
Yeah that guy. Definitely not the guy you want to make an enemy of when all of your moves are inching you ever closer to government intervention of some kind.Is that the one Musk made fun of for wearing a mask and then said his writings read like a parody?
Hey, that's my Senator, nice.Yeah that guy. Definitely not the guy you want to make an enemy of when all of your moves are inching you ever closer to government intervention of some kind.
Sen. Ed Markey hits back at Elon Musk after his response to questions about impersonation
Sen. Ed Markey chastised Twitter's owner Elon Musk Sunday for his response to Markey's request for answers about the platform's new verification and impersonation policies.www.cnbc.com
The lettuce is still looking pretty healthy to me, a nice crisp white on the edges of the leaves and a vibrant green tone in the centre. It looks ready to go the distance, unlike that social media thingy.Took the weekend off and currently catching up on everything. So...
Is it dead yet?
Same (and he was my rep before that)! He and Warren are not fans of Musk so this will be funHey, that's my Senator, nice.
This just made me think of the "Mr. Incredible finds out" meme and I cannot WAIT to see the inevitable videos that transpose these tweets onto that video.Ah the old “push random buttons” to figure out how something works trick. If only there were people at the company to tell him which wires shouldn’t be cut…
someone tell him to divide by 0 or install that game that deletes all of your softwareAh the old “push random buttons” to figure out how something works trick. If only there were people at the company to tell him which wires shouldn’t be cut…
They should just have hit the server, it works for me 3 out of 5 timesAh the old “push random buttons” to figure out how something works trick. If only there were people at the company to tell him which wires shouldn’t be cut…