Garbage Galaxy Predict your reaction to tomorrow's Smash news!

[Mr_No_U]

Alright, Fami. Tomorrow is the big day! In less than 24 hours, we will learn the identity of the FINAL Super Smash Bros. Ultimate fighter.

This is it. This is THE END.

I've created a little reaction reference guide for your convenience. Please note that this list is complete, and that no other human reactions or emotions exist/are possible.

Without further ado, here are your options:

1. Pure Hugh Jackman Ecstasy

2. Absolute Bison Approval

3. Total Gerstmann Indifference

4. Utter Switch Vexation

5. Complete Michael Scott Denial

 

[MinionZero]

My reaction should be "Okay, that's fine. Sakurai get some rest and then make a not-Smash game."

 

[Hero of Legend]

I'm not hyping anyone since I got Banjo and K .Rool, and Bomberman is an assist trophy. I'm fine with whoever, but I know it needs to be a HUGE reveal or all hell will break loose, and I kind of sympathize. A lot are riding on this being the massive send off, they CAN'T make it someone few give a crap about. I think Byleth really "terrified" fans, that was a bloodbath.

 

[Sadist]

Mostly likely like this.

Will be amazed tomorrow

 

[Raccoon]

I will almost certainly be indifferent. I'm just glad this prolonged Smash hype cycle will finally end.

 

[wiiucollector]

For some reason I thought this was happening on the 15th. Let me just cancel everything.

 

[TheQuietone]

Either 5 no please god no or 2 Bison yes yes. No one left available to make my reaction the first option.

 

[UnrulyUmbreon]

I would be happy with a third party rep. I would be happy with another obscure first party pick like Piranha Plant.

Sephiroth was beyond my wildest dreams, so I'm already content with the roster, whatever happens tomorrow.

 

[Mr_No_U]

Either 5 no please god no or 2 Bison yes yes. No one left available to make my reaction the first option.

Good to see you here!

 

[tender]

most likely a 2 or 3.

only ones that would make me angry or annoyed are sora and cinderace i think.

 

[EvilChameleon]

I'll check Twitter, see the name, go "oh, him/her/them" and then move on with my day.

 

[RailWays]

Ready to be blown away

Spoiler

barring a Pokemon/Fire Emblem reveal

 

[Metroid]

I'm in the camp of enjoying it no matter who it is. On one hand, it's someone I like and can be genuinely excited for. On the other hand, people look ridiculous across various sites and I can get some mild amusement that way.

That said, pipe dream pick is Master Chief.

 

[chocolate_supra]

My reaction will definitely be indifference, as it surely won't be anyone from Chrono Trigger.

 

[Starfire]

Indifference. I doubt Master Chief will be in Smash.

 

[Tron1]

Not waluigi

 

[Scrawnton]

I’m expecting to be disappointing despite not really giving a crap. So I picked 3.

 

[Vuapol]

My reaction should be "Okay, that's fine. Sakurai get some rest and then make a not-Smash game."

Yep, this will almost certainly be mine.

 

[Tanooki]

I’ve been pretty indifferent with the entirety of the second fighter pass so far, and I’m not expecting much for tomorrow.

Right now I’m in the Cinderace boat, which would give me a Bison approval. But I’m expecting my reaction to be, “Oh! I guess that works too.”

 

[NabiscoFelt]

I'm at the point where I'm at least happy to try out whoever it is, so my reaction is likely either "good" or "Hell yeah!"

"Hell yeah" is probably Sora or Master Chief, but there's probably some other characters who I'm not thinking of at the moment

 

[Derachi]

You will hear me scream with joy if it’s Ichiban from yakuza.

 

[TheQuietone]

Good to see you here!

Thanks. B3llydrum helped me get an account.

 

[Tlozbj]

Unless it is something like Nahobino, it will probably be indifference. While Smash is fun, it usually isn't much my jam, so in general I'm pretty indifferent. But Fighter Pack adds a new layer to that, since at least for me it has been kinda underwhelming.

 

[Skittzo]

I predict a mild chuckle and not much more.

 

[Nisaba]

I predict....bittersweet sadness at the thought of no more Sakurai directs :')

 

[WestEgg]

I think Pyra/Mythra were the last remaining characters that could have gotten a genuine Bison Yes reaction out of me (and I think I used that exact gif to express my happiness on one or more occasion). I've eaten, had dessert, and gone for seconds, it can be literally anyone and I can't really complain.

 

[Tarasque]

Just for the lol, the same reaction I have with Byleth. Totally emotionless, a little smile rise smoothly and i say in my mind ''Finally a first party characters'' and here we go...

 

[Mr_No_U]

Famiboards more like Gerstmannboards

 

[eli]

Totally Michael Scott. But because it’s over, not because I disagree.

 

[Phendrift]

I’ll think it’s cool! The roster is already perfect to me so it’s no sweat either way

 

[dkeane]

Going to be a shitshow. Looking forward to it, but of course I have a work meeting at 10:30.

 

[RochHoch]

I don't think a 3 is possible for me. If I don't get that Bison approval, I jump straight to 4.

Expecting a 4 or 5, I think the best I can hope for is a 2

 

[Deleted user]

I believe my reaction will be...

 

[BassForever]

I expect it to be a gen 8 pokemon (probably cinderace) so I'd be jeff G "meh" tier. I can't really think of any characters that would make me actively upset.

 

[SlipperyFishes]

Sorry for anyone who hates Days Gone

 

[MissingNo.]

 

[9-Volt]

"Well, this is a DLC Smash fighter alright. Cannot wait to try it in the game. That could be my new main, who knows."

 

[Weebos]

This is a good template for future reaction threads lol.

 

[MisterSpo]

To be honest, I've enjoyed most of the fighter reveals. I don't really have a particular fighter I'd like to see at this point - outside of Urbosa or Mipha from Breath of the Wild, really. I enjoy Smash because it's such a smorgasbord.

 

[Irene]

Mine turned out to be "well, there it is.gif"

 

[Mr_No_U]

I predicted my reaction would be 2.

Final result: 3

 

[bellydrum]

Turned out to be 3

 

[Starfire]

Indifference. I doubt Master Chief will be in Smash.

I am a step above indifference now. Mainly because I liked that trailer, Sora, and the map/stage. (Even though I don't play KH)

 

[TheQuietone]

Think mine was closest to not like this not like this because of the song choices or rather the omissions.

 

[MissingNo.]

Just dropped in to say I was spot on with my prediction.

 

[chocolate_supra]

My reaction will definitely be indifference, as it surely won't be anyone from Chrono Trigger.

Hey cool I was right

 

[Skittzo]

I predict a mild chuckle and not much more.

Damn I was wrong, no chuckle at all. Just an eye roll.

 

[Mr_No_U]

Love the new thread tag