- Pronouns
- 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖞 / 𝖘𝖍𝖊
(An old phone sits on a weathered table. Both have seen better days.)
(A wobbling hum passes in and out of your periphery in a rhythmic pattern. You hold your breath to listen deeper, but the sound passes before you can meet it as equals.)
(One moment more. Close your eyes.)
(Far, far, off, you can hear it. Now it sounds like a flickering wind, or a babble of something long meant to be sleeping, oscillating between the dark and a much deeper dark.)
(You open your eyes. The phone is still there.)
(One moment more. Close your eyes.)
(Far, far, off, you can hear it. Now it sounds like a flickering wind, or a babble of something long meant to be sleeping, oscillating between the dark and a much deeper dark.)
(You open your eyes. The phone is still there.)
(You hold the phone to your ear. A pleasant, drawling voice greets you on the other end, line crackling to life.)
HEY: Listen.
OPERATOR: Hello. You have dialed into "Here And There Along The Echoes," a guide to the Echo River – and its subsidiaries – for drifters and pilgrims. This guide is a public service provided by the Bureau of Suspicious Tourism.
(0001) - For advice about traversing the Echo River with a Tour Group, Press 1.
(0002) - For a thrillingly curt summary of the Echo River's local fauna, Press 2.
(0003) - For a list of possible sights during this tour, Press 3.
(0004) - For a list of impossible sights during this tour, Press 4.
(0005) - For a helpful guide to what you might desire most, Press 5.
(0006) - For information about the Operator – myself, of course – Press 6. I told them we didn't need this one, but Management disagreed.
(0007) - To simply listen to hold music like a proper stranger, Press 7.
(0008) - For a list of historically-protected sites along the Echo, Press 8.
(0009) - To pay your respects to the not-yet-been, Press 9.
(0000) - To hear these options again, Press Zero
The Echo River Tour Group
This Tour Group is a dynamo of river-adjacent tomfoolery, ranging from River Direction Speculation to how many Subway sandwiches it takes to clog a Tour Group. Very little is off-topic here, but the Echo River – and its subsidiaries – are the beating hearts that fuel us and the glue of curiosity that holds us together.
Above all, this tour group will be a friendly place to talk! To keep it that way, there are a few rules.
Tour Group Rules
- Be good to each other! Sometimes discussion and speculation can get heated. Sometimes jokes go overboard. Try to read the room, keep hostility in check, and apologize when you make mistakes.
- Racism, Sexism, Homophobia, and Transphobia will not be tolerated.
- Hide your spoilers! Even for old rivers. Some tour group denizens like going into rivers knowing as little as possible!
- Information is ethereal. When people discuss rumors about tributaries or strange fish, don't get too serious! Keep it light, avoid the wheel of expectation and vitriol, and don't draw attention to things that aren't yours to share.
- Don't ring up Ohunate Sicsuntu in the dead middle of a month. Trust me on this one. Octoneen Forunsven is fine, though. Let's be real, though... why would you call someone you don't know?
The Echo River is a subterranean river that flows from Lake Lethe. Many landmarks, preserves, and strange isles are found throughout. This service used to provide more detailed information on the stops along the way, but we've found that travellers tend value self-discovery above clarity. If you're unclear how you got here, you likely took The Zero.
The Fauna
The Fauna of the Echo River, by weight, is 99.9% spiders.
We're still waiting for that 0.1% of spider. Any day now...
Possible Sights Along the Echo
Rumor has it that Some Sort of Stick Witch will perform her one-woman show "Clever Repetition" on September 26th.
We also have reports that the Isle of Late Reflections will be hosting a sudden increase in wild boars. Details are sparse at the time of this recording.
As for the rest... we'll see what happens! If you're lucky, you might see the river change Direction. Or see something beautiful In the World!
...I've just gotten word that you saw something beautiful In the World last month, though, so the odds seem a smidge down.
Oh – and just a quick reminder to visit The Shop this month! Take a left at the Pillar of Looming Fruit for our specials on locally-sourced sweat. Women and pants welcome!
Impossible Sights Along the Echo
We can guarantee that you will not see the Echo River split into a second Echo River with fresher, stranger features this month. Nope. Not happening. Absolutely not.
But. If it does happen... be sure to give us a call!
What Do You Desire Most?
Thank you for taking our Survey – right up there at the top! You may be wondering what all this is about.
We imagine that the past has shaped you, and the future looms ahead. To define that very future, you are guided by some kind of force. We see this force as having three sides. Some kind of tri-force. These sides could also be seen as, perhaps, teams in some kind of ongoing game.
So, with that said: choose your team wisely!
Thank you for taking our Survey – right up there at the top! You may be wondering what all this is about.
We imagine that the past has shaped you, and the future looms ahead. To define that very future, you are guided by some kind of force. We see this force as having three sides. Some kind of tri-force. These sides could also be seen as, perhaps, teams in some kind of ongoing game.
So, with that said: choose your team wisely!
- POTENCE – The power within. Strength to lift the heaviest loads. Loads of whatever you're into. Maybe it's logs. Maybe it's pixels. Who could say?
- WISERY – The wisdom of the past. Carrying what came before forward. Not being afraid to look backwards! Being compatible with the unknown.
- COEUR – Heart and courage! Being fearlessly, creatively out there. Adventurous moves, perhaps not popular with everyone. Some might say "gimmicky," others "abyssal". True to you!
Known Unknowns
Well, folks, I know a lot of you have been asking the question: "Who the Fuck Is That?" Apparently, y'all had an issue with this before...
I'm The Operator. I run this hotline and a few others. I'm not much for discussions of the self, but I'm happy to aid @Suswave in this September's audio guide to the Echo River.
You may also catch me talking about Management. Management is doing what Management does best: managing! I don't think you'll manage to meet them, so I hope you'll manage your expectations.
Well, folks, I know a lot of you have been asking the question: "Who the Fuck Is That?" Apparently, y'all had an issue with this before...
I'm The Operator. I run this hotline and a few others. I'm not much for discussions of the self, but I'm happy to aid @Suswave in this September's audio guide to the Echo River.
You may also catch me talking about Management. Management is doing what Management does best: managing! I don't think you'll manage to meet them, so I hope you'll manage your expectations.
Hold Music
If this hold music is not to your tastes, Press 7 again.
If this still isn't your style, we have a few playlists of – oh, um. Actually. This time we seem to have zero.
If this hold music is not to your tastes, Press 7 again.
If this still isn't your style, we have a few playlists of – oh, um. Actually. This time we seem to have zero.
Historically-Protected Sites
|ST Oct 2021| by @mazi
|ST2 Nov 2021| Are You Gonna Play Shin Megami Tensei V the Dub Way, or… by @Derachi
|ST3 Dec 2021| Topical Threes by @Suswave
|ST4 Jan 2022| Resurrections by @Skittzo
|ST5 Feb 2022| Xenodelayed Chronicles 3 by @Dardan Sandiego
|ST6 Mar 2022| Marchful Mode by @EvilChameleon
|ST7 Apr 2022| Launch Timing Update For ST7 Sequel by @EvilChameleon
|ST8 May 2022| Prime Real E-ST8 by @Barely Able
|ST9 June 2022| This is Miyamoto. Have a fun summer! by @Irene
|ST10 July 2022| Julyve A Live by @Plum
|ST11 Aug 2022| Everybody’s 11-12 Discussion Thread by @Legion of Primes
|ST12 Sept 2022| Trails From Splatoon 03 by @xghost777
|ST13 Oct 2022| Our First Famiversary! by @hologram
|ST14 Nov 2022| Comfy And Easy To Wear by bellydrum
|ST15 Dec 2022| The Holidays Are a Time for Fami by @Red Monster
|ST16 Jan 2023| Team Famuary Stays Winning by @chocolate_supra
|ST17 Feb 2023| Octopath Traveling II Directland Deluxe by @SammyJ9
|ST18 Mar 2023| The physical version of ST18 will be available in stores next month by @Brofield
|ST19 Apr 2023| A tradition unlike any other by @Josh5890
|ST20 May 2023| Every Teardrop is a Waterfall by @Irene
|ST21 June 2023| Welcome to Famipark! by @Party Sklar
|ST22 July 2023| PIKMINVASION by @famicorpse
|ST23 Aug 2023| Things Get WEIRD by @shoptroll
|ST24 Sept 2023| Barely Able Will Star as the Main Poster in a Brand New ST (temp.) by @Barely Able
|ST25 Oct 2023| Have a Wonderful Famiversary! by @VolcanicDynamo
|ST26 Nov 2023| The Man Who Erased His Moves by @Derachi
|ST27 Dec 2023| Have a Cuppa with Your Fami by @MissingNo.
|ST28 Jan 2024| This Is Our Year by ngpdrew
|ST29 Feb 2024| Two Handhelds, Both Alike In Dignity by @Suswave
|ST30 Mar 2024| Famiboards Town-Square by @Raccoon
|ST31 Apr. 2024| Famicafé Forever by @big lantern ghost
|ST32 May 2024| Endless Ocean Season!, Paper Mario Season! by @Chie
|ST33 June 2024| Bash at the Beach feat. @chocolate_supra by @ngpdrew
|ST34 July 2024| Nintendo Champion Discussion: Fami Through Daybreak by @xghost777
|ST35 Aug 2024| Chill Season by @shoptroll
|ST Oct 2021| by @mazi
|ST2 Nov 2021| Are You Gonna Play Shin Megami Tensei V the Dub Way, or… by @Derachi
|ST3 Dec 2021| Topical Threes by @Suswave
|ST4 Jan 2022| Resurrections by @Skittzo
|ST5 Feb 2022| Xenodelayed Chronicles 3 by @Dardan Sandiego
|ST6 Mar 2022| Marchful Mode by @EvilChameleon
|ST7 Apr 2022| Launch Timing Update For ST7 Sequel by @EvilChameleon
|ST8 May 2022| Prime Real E-ST8 by @Barely Able
|ST9 June 2022| This is Miyamoto. Have a fun summer! by @Irene
|ST10 July 2022| Julyve A Live by @Plum
|ST11 Aug 2022| Everybody’s 11-12 Discussion Thread by @Legion of Primes
|ST12 Sept 2022| Trails From Splatoon 03 by @xghost777
|ST13 Oct 2022| Our First Famiversary! by @hologram
|ST14 Nov 2022| Comfy And Easy To Wear by bellydrum
|ST15 Dec 2022| The Holidays Are a Time for Fami by @Red Monster
|ST16 Jan 2023| Team Famuary Stays Winning by @chocolate_supra
|ST17 Feb 2023| Octopath Traveling II Directland Deluxe by @SammyJ9
|ST18 Mar 2023| The physical version of ST18 will be available in stores next month by @Brofield
|ST19 Apr 2023| A tradition unlike any other by @Josh5890
|ST20 May 2023| Every Teardrop is a Waterfall by @Irene
|ST21 June 2023| Welcome to Famipark! by @Party Sklar
|ST22 July 2023| PIKMINVASION by @famicorpse
|ST23 Aug 2023| Things Get WEIRD by @shoptroll
|ST24 Sept 2023| Barely Able Will Star as the Main Poster in a Brand New ST (temp.) by @Barely Able
|ST25 Oct 2023| Have a Wonderful Famiversary! by @VolcanicDynamo
|ST26 Nov 2023| The Man Who Erased His Moves by @Derachi
|ST27 Dec 2023| Have a Cuppa with Your Fami by @MissingNo.
|ST28 Jan 2024| This Is Our Year by ngpdrew
|ST29 Feb 2024| Two Handhelds, Both Alike In Dignity by @Suswave
|ST30 Mar 2024| Famiboards Town-Square by @Raccoon
|ST31 Apr. 2024| Famicafé Forever by @big lantern ghost
|ST32 May 2024| Endless Ocean Season!, Paper Mario Season! by @Chie
|ST33 June 2024| Bash at the Beach feat. @chocolate_supra by @ngpdrew
|ST34 July 2024| Nintendo Champion Discussion: Fami Through Daybreak by @xghost777
|ST35 Aug 2024| Chill Season by @shoptroll
The Not-Yet-Been
|ST37 Oct 2024| – @Sadist
|ST38 Nov 2024| – @lexony
|ST39 Dec 2024| – UNCLAIMED
|ST40 Jan 2025| – @EvilChameleon
|ST41 Feb 2025| – UNCLAIMED
|ST42 Mar 2025| – @Concernt
And also... THANK YOU to everyone out there tonight. You make it happen. Keep it up!
|ST37 Oct 2024| – @Sadist
|ST38 Nov 2024| – @lexony
|ST39 Dec 2024| – UNCLAIMED
|ST40 Jan 2025| – @EvilChameleon
|ST41 Feb 2025| – UNCLAIMED
|ST42 Mar 2025| – @Concernt
And also... THANK YOU to everyone out there tonight. You make it happen. Keep it up!
To experience the zero, spin around and do it all again.
Keep waiting.
(The sizzle of static goes on for what seems to be ages. Underneath, some kind of tapping, over and over in a pattern that you don't quite recognize.)
(After another eternity, the voice is heard once more.)
Well well well. I see you're the persistent type.
If you'd like to play a game, please stay on the line.
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