The unwashed masses cannot even begin to comprehend the amount of intellect and culture that we enshrine into their lives. Whilst they live in shadows, and in filth. We keep the utmost standards for gaming discussion, farther that they can even be privy too. They definitely feel the scorn of jealousy from a mere thought of us, just as we feel a sense of pity for them.
These "people", they only live to dally in their everyday lives. While we, put our combined heads, hours of our lives, dedication, and 4,700 posts, to Nintendo Directs. I pity these people, as they shrug and go about their everyday lives, when something far more important is coming.