HockeyBird
Kong
- Pronouns
- He/Him
After a long day of work and shitposting on Famiboards, sometimes you just want to spend time with people with real personalities. The Switch has truly become the best system for making long term friendships.
By simply giving lots of gifts and picking the right dialogue options, we can all form friendships that will last forever. And with those friendships, we can become more efficient killing machines. The part is that we can now take our friends anywhere we want without having the police called on us. Thank you Nintendo. You remind us that in between the war crimes we commit and the heists we conduct, it's all about the friendships we make along the way.
By simply giving lots of gifts and picking the right dialogue options, we can all form friendships that will last forever. And with those friendships, we can become more efficient killing machines. The part is that we can now take our friends anywhere we want without having the police called on us. Thank you Nintendo. You remind us that in between the war crimes we commit and the heists we conduct, it's all about the friendships we make along the way.
